She Rocks
Backup Singer
pickle pickle and the pickles
Posts: 196
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Post by She Rocks on Mar 14, 2006 19:04:30 GMT -5
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
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Post by beansnapper on Mar 14, 2006 19:58:10 GMT -5
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
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Post by flaggy on Mar 14, 2006 23:46:28 GMT -5
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
OK . . . so what's the speed of dark?
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
What happens if you get scared half to death ......... twice?
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
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She Rocks
Backup Singer
pickle pickle and the pickles
Posts: 196
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Post by She Rocks on Mar 16, 2006 22:09:36 GMT -5
here's a few more
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
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Post by chitshoveler on Mar 16, 2006 22:19:28 GMT -5
if they keep lowering prices everyday at Wal-Mart, then why isn't anything free yet???
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She Rocks
Backup Singer
pickle pickle and the pickles
Posts: 196
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Post by She Rocks on Mar 16, 2006 22:24:39 GMT -5
That's a good one Chitshoveler!!!
I'm calling and asking right now. I hope to have an answer for you soon
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Post by flaggy on Mar 16, 2006 22:46:20 GMT -5
Always remember, a day without sunshine is....
NIGHT
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splent
Road Manager
All I need is a TV Show, That and the Radio
Posts: 122
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Post by splent on Mar 25, 2006 10:53:37 GMT -5
If a tree falls in the forest....
yeah I got nothing.
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She Rocks
Backup Singer
pickle pickle and the pickles
Posts: 196
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Post by She Rocks on May 31, 2006 22:50:12 GMT -5
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Post by MrIncredible on Nov 3, 2006 23:24:15 GMT -5
The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat.
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