Post by bassman on Jan 15, 2007 15:33:44 GMT -5
Ok I'm blonde so I can tell these
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench
talking and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you
think is farther away, Florida or the moon?" The other
blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can
you see Florida?"
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station.
She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a
few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the
story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She asks,
"How often do I have to do that?"
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding
and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She
replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act
together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then
today you expect me to show it.
There's this blonde out for a walk. She
comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
"Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and
shouts back, "You ARE on the other side!"
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a
speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was
astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and
siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his
bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back;
"IT'S A SCARF!"
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one
night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on
Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a
vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who
had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names
were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
Hellooooooooo......," answered the
blond. "They're watch dogs
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench
talking and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you
think is farther away, Florida or the moon?" The other
blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can
you see Florida?"
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station.
She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a
few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the
story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She asks,
"How often do I have to do that?"
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding
and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She
replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act
together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then
today you expect me to show it.
There's this blonde out for a walk. She
comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
"Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and
shouts back, "You ARE on the other side!"
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a
speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was
astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and
siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his
bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back;
"IT'S A SCARF!"
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one
night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on
Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a
vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who
had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names
were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
Hellooooooooo......," answered the
blond. "They're watch dogs