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Post by flaggy on Oct 19, 2007 7:43:23 GMT -5
Packer Joke of the Season:
John Madden was in New England to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special telephone near the Patriots' bench. He asked QB Brady what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God. John asked if he could use it. Brady replied, "Sure, but it will cost you $200." John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I could use some help picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid $200. John's picks were perfect that week. The next week, John was in Minneapolis when he noticed that same kind of phone on the Vikings bench. He asked what the telephone was for and Jacson told him, "It's a hotline to God If you want to use it, it will cost you $500." Recalling the previous week, John pulled out his wallet and made the call. John's picks were perfect again that week.
Last weekend, John was in Green Bay , when he noticed the same kind of telephone by the Packers' bench. He asked Brett Favre, "Is that the hotline to> God?" Favre said, "Yes, and if you want to use it, it will cost you 50 cents." John looked incredulously at Favre and said, "Wait a second, I just paid $200 in New England and $500 in Minneapolis to use the same phone to God! Why do the Packers only charge 50 cents?" Favre replied, "Because in Green Bay , it's a local call."
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Post by I hate Oz on Oct 22, 2007 14:31:48 GMT -5
That's a good one! ;D It definitely wouldn't work for da Bears or the Vi-queens! We'll see what Glenda comes up with for a come-back!
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Post by Glinda Good Witch on Oct 23, 2007 11:10:48 GMT -5
Thanks Oz for bringing up the Bears that Flaggy was trying to avoid in order to keep some peace.... LOL. The truth of the matter is the Packers have to pay 50 cents and the Bears & Vikings have been calling God for FREE for years - BWAAHHHH!!!! Poupon the Packers ; the Bears were part of the creation of the NFL and invited the Packers to be part of the league which makes them cool,huh?- there had to be a punch line somewhere with this one. ;D ;D
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Post by I hate Oz on Oct 23, 2007 17:34:33 GMT -5
That's funny!! ;D I knew you'd come up with a good comeback!
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